What went wrong on tuesday the 2nd of May

Broke my usb key. it looks limp and sad and like it doesnt give a 'fuck' whether i want my stuff back off it.
Lost library book. little thin, crappy introduction to '@#$] book and library wants to charge me 83. until i pay them or replace the book with one i can find they will continue to charge me library fines. thanks guys! milk me!.
Library admin 'ladies' lied to me and told me i could hand essay in at 5, when i get there at 430, its all locked up and they treat me like blue cheese in a sauna and wont assure me that it will be stamped as being submitted that day.